Brilliant idea!

I woke up in a great mood this morning, which surprised me because I didn't go to bed until almost 1 a.m. I was talking on the phone with this blast from the past. Since he used to be a body builder, I'll call him "Muscles." Shit, I haven't seen him in about 4 years, so he might only have one good muscle left by now. Unless he was on steroids... but, anyway. He's about 5 years younger than me, so when I talked to him before we were just friends and used to hang out from time to time when I was on one of my many "marriage retreats". We've been chatting back and forth, and have now moved on to long phone calls. He is country as hell! His accent cracks me the hell up! Typical southern drawl, but it sounds so funny because he's BLACK!

So over the past couple of weeks, I started picking up hints that he might want to be a little more than my friend. Maybe it was when he offered to supply the protein for my morning shake? Or that really freaky comment he made when I asked him about being my personal trainer...? I was looking at his Myspace page last night, and he had some pics doing stunts on his motorcycle. There was one pic of the speedometer on the bike and he was doing about 220 MPH! A daredevil, huh? That's when I made up my mind that I just might need to pay him a visit...

Speaking of visits... have you made it to the desert?