Finally got to hear the post!

Wow... I would have never guessed you sound like fucking 20-year old supermodel! I am so not looking forward to every letting you hear my country-ass voice!

I like the name Kandee, and I also like the pink pill idea. I think trendy is good! You are in California!

I'm sorry you had to end up spending so much money on those clothes! Damn! And here I am complaining about having to buy some fucking $25 capri's, lol!

Ok, I'm off to my mom's house at 9 p.m. because she's a fucking idiot. Yesterday she discovered that she had $800 in cash missing from her purse. Why in the hell she had that much cash on her I don't know. But the only person who could have stolen it was my crack-head sister. Well, she just called hysterical because the bank just called her and told her all of her "funds had been depleted." Ok, don't they tell you on TV that banks never call you, and if they do to hang the fuck up? Well, you would think that since she parks her ass in front of the TV 24/7 she would know that. But oh, she also just discovered her debit card is missing.

SOOOOO, I am on my way over there to see what the fuck is going on, and am praying that her bank has 24-hour customer service. Who's the fucking parent here!?!?